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Man oh man are people strange.
One of you crazy people out there did a web search yesterday for the phrase "she kicked me in the testicles" which, of course, led to The Handy Dandy Jalpuna Dating Guide For Women - better known as "T.H.D.J.D.G.F.W."
Quite a catchy acronym, don'cha think? Yeah, me too :)
Here's the quote that must have sent the Google search to my site:
- She said hello! She wants me!- She told me to fuck off... she wants me!
- She doesn't even recognize my existence... because she wants me.
- She kicked me in the testicles harder than I ever imagined, even in my worst nightmare! Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww... She's playing hard to get (because she wants me!!!!)
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