What do vegetarians in Turkey call their country?
Would the Ottomans still have an empire if they hadn't always had their feet up?
The rule of threes requires that I add a third Turkey joke here, but alas, I have none.
...happy Thnksgiving!
P.S. Here's a little something that showed up in my email yesterday. ...so bad it's good...

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