Is There A Greater God?
(August 25, 2009)
I think Duncan is a houseplant. Duncan thinks I am God Who is to say we're not both right?

Livin' On A Prayer Plant
(September 25, 2007)
John Paul the Third is a fascinating plant. He raises his leaves at night and then lowers them in the day. He's living with me on a temporary loan, to see if we hit it off... but I'm not sure it's going to work out. Apparently, he has a thing for 80's cheese rockers.

To Be New
(August  2, 2006)
I was paging through some pictures I took a few years ago, and my gaze fell upon a picture of you. You were nearly three times your current height; so overgrown, no doubt burdened by the weight of your years.

I Blamed You, But Now...
(July 11, 2006)
I'll take your lack of response as your way of saying you have at least a basic understanding of a color wheel.

Brokeback Flower Pot
(April 29, 2006)
If you can't fix it, Duncan, then you've got to stand it. I know that. I guess I just gotta stand it. I wish I knew how to quit you.

The Understudy
(April 25, 2006)
I had that sort of giggle when I added Burton's photo to the list on my "about me" page. He's part of the family now after all...

It's Not You, It's... Well, OK. It's You
(March  9, 2006)
But then, one day, I began to realize you weren't playing it cool at all. In fact, you overgrown green moldy-potted son of a bitch, I began to realize that you've been ignoring me all this time.

Duncan's Tale
(May  7, 2004)
It was a long quiet ride home. Not that I expected my plant to speak to me - but if he 'could have', he still wouldn't have... though I swear I heard him singing Depeche Mode at one point: "Death is everywhere..."