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• That Makes Your Eyes Glitter [Jun. 30 2008]
• Whistle While You Work? [Jun. 23 2008]
• Insert Not-So-Witty Junuary Comment Here [Jun. 16 2008]
• It's The Feel-Good Hit Of The Summer [Jun. 09 2008]
• We Were Scientists [Jun. 02 2008]
• Radio Days [May. 26 2008]
• What Hath God Wrought? [May. 24 2008]
• Sometimes The Answer Isn't 42 [May. 21 2008]
• It's Vote For Steve Novick Day! [May. 20 2008]
• My Favorite Chords [May. 19 2008]
• A Boy With A Toy [May. 18 2008]
• Jury Duty? Again? [May. 12 2008]
• If You Love Me Won't You Let Me Know [May. 05 2008]
• I Can Haz Air Fighting [May. 01 2008]
• Like A Warm Drink It Seeps Into My Soul [Apr. 28 2008]
• My Worrisome Heart [Apr. 24 2008]
• Sounding Winded [Apr. 21 2008]
• If The Best Is For The Best Then The Best Is Unkind [Apr. 14 2008]
• See You On The Other Side Of The Move [Apr. 09 2008]
• Who Found Who's Hair In Who's Bed? [Apr. 07 2008]
• Some Fridges Are Colder Than Others [Apr. 02 2008]
• Who The Hell Is Walcott? [Mar. 31 2008]
• The Walls Have Ears [Mar. 30 2008]
• Rain, Rain, Come My Way [Mar. 26 2008]
• A Taste Of Narrow Stairs [Mar. 24 2008]
• Blood, A Prick And A Punch [Mar. 19 2008]
• The Night Before The Moon Died [Mar. 17 2008]
• The Circumference Of Apple Pi [Mar. 15 2008]
• Captcha Shmaptcha [Mar. 14 2008]
• As Good As Gold [Mar. 13 2008]
• Ghosts Appear And Fade Away [Mar. 10 2008]
• I Stand Corrected [Mar. 03 2008]
• Revisionist History [Feb. 25 2008]
• Fly Around My Pretty Little Miss [Feb. 18 2008]
• No We Can't [Feb. 14 2008]
• All These Love Songs, But Where The Hell Are You My Dear? [Feb. 11 2008]
• Dead Whale Plus Dynamite Equals Comedy [Feb. 05 2008]
• She Makes The Most Of Her Time By Loving Me Plenty [Feb. 04 2008]
• Hoping For A Super Tuesday [Feb. 02 2008]
• To Catch A Pre-Dater [Feb. 01 2008]
• Ack... [Jan. 31 2008]
• Throatgobber, Meet Heartstopper [Jan. 28 2008]
• Keep Watch For The Mimes [Jan. 20 2008]
• The World's Most Dangerous Road [Jan. 16 2008]
• In Defense Of Our Country [Jan. 15 2008]
• So Trampled, We Must All Be Found [Jan. 14 2008]
• That's Releasing The Key [Jan. 10 2008]
• Ten Seconds And Eleven Songs [Jan. 07 2008]
• Come On NFL! Get It Right! [Jan. 05 2008]
• Awe Shuckabee [Jan. 03 2008]
• Another Day, Another Night, Another Year [Dec. 31 2007]
• Tracing Circles Around The Sun [Dec. 28 2007]
• And You Ask Me What I Want This Year [Dec. 24 2007]
• A Letter To Santa's Wife [Dec. 23 2007]
• Girl, Job, House, Life, Etc [Dec. 22 2007]
• Boom Here In 1908. Boom There In 2008? [Dec. 21 2007]
• It's A Kazoo Christmas, 2007! [Dec. 18 2007]
• Jack Be Nimble, Jack Be Quick [Dec. 17 2007]
• Ho Ho HO!!!!! [Dec. 15 2007]
• Don't Stop Believin' [Dec. 12 2007]
• If The Answer Is No, Can I Change Your Mind? [Dec. 10 2007]
• Fuck Burt Bacharach [Dec. 04 2007]
• Arpeggi? Aren't Peggi? Who's To Say? [Dec. 03 2007]
• Do You Flickr? [Dec. 02 2007]
• Fire Alarm!?!? [Dec. 02 2007]
• Snow In Portland? [Nov. 30 2007]
• A Fat Cat Sat On A Hat [Nov. 27 2007]
• Because There Aren't Enough Songs With Kazoo Solos [Nov. 26 2007]
• The Give Up Ad [Nov. 25 2007]
• The Black Friday Bust [Nov. 24 2007]
• Gobble Gobble Guffaw [Nov. 22 2007]
• She Wants To Get Fat And Live Above A Laundromat In Laundrytown [Nov. 19 2007]
• A Movable Type Upgrade [Nov. 18 2007]
• Like, What? [Nov. 12 2007]
• Woo Hoo! Guess Who Bricked His Router?!? [Nov. 06 2007]
• Bodysnatchers! [Nov. 05 2007]
• Long Division [Nov. 01 2007]
• Bork Bork Bork!!! [Oct. 31 2007]
• If You Were The Baltic Sea And I Were A Cup [Oct. 29 2007]
• Here Kitty Kitty Kitty! [Oct. 26 2007]
• Imitosis, Shmimitosis [Oct. 22 2007]
• Register To Vote TODAY!!!! [Oct. 16 2007]
• Wallpaper For The Soul [Oct. 15 2007]
• A Letter From Rory Escobar [Oct. 13 2007]
• Oh, The Irony [Oct. 12 2007]
• I Was So Sick Yesterday... [Oct. 10 2007]
• Songs To Be Sick To [Oct. 08 2007]
• Best Interview Ever [Oct. 04 2007]
• You Are Not My Typewriter [Oct. 01 2007]
• 9/11 Is The New Smurf [Sep. 27 2007]
• Livin' On A Prayer Plant [Sep. 25 2007]
• The Seattle Slut [Sep. 25 2007]
• Radio Nowhere [Sep. 24 2007]
• Raising Money For Breast Cancer [Sep. 23 2007]
• Something To Be [Sep. 20 2007]
• The Ridiculous Ease of Backuping A Mac [Sep. 18 2007]
• The Places You Will Be From [Sep. 17 2007]
• Chapman Vaux's Swifts [Sep. 15 2007]
• An Imprtant Reminder On This Day [Sep. 11 2007]
• A Melody For Me (and for you) [Sep. 10 2007]
• Booyah For Teacher-Student Sex [Sep. 07 2007]
• iCrapped MyPants: The Sequel [Sep. 05 2007]
• Tommy The Cat Had Many A Story To Tell [Sep. 03 2007]
• This Is Why I'm Not [Sep. 01 2007]
• An Opportunity Missed [Aug. 30 2007]
• What Do You Think About That? [Aug. 28 2007]
• Don't Forget To Breathe [Aug. 27 2007]
• Hipster Olympics [Aug. 26 2007]
• Spam Primavera? [Aug. 25 2007]
• A New Old Town In Portland [Aug. 23 2007]
• Bring On The Comets [Aug. 20 2007]
• Dick Cheney: "How many additional dead americans is Saddam worth?" [Aug. 16 2007]
• Not Enough Pedal In The Bridge Pedal [Aug. 14 2007]
• No, I'll Never Look Back In Anger [Aug. 13 2007]
• Set Your Free Scroll Free [Aug. 11 2007]
• Another One Bites The Dusk [Aug. 08 2007]
• Easy Breezy Jalpeezy [Aug. 06 2007]
• I Think I Might Be Pregnant [Aug. 04 2007]
• What Doesn't Kill Us Now Just Makes Us Better Whores [Jul. 30 2007]
• I Will Never Again Rename The Hard Drive I Use For iTunes Music [Jul. 29 2007]
• As If [Jul. 28 2007]
• Them That Got Covered [Jul. 23 2007]
• I Open At The Close [Jul. 22 2007]
• Where Your Treasure Is, There Will Your Heart Be Also [Jul. 21 2007]
• Harry Potter, Book 7! He Dies! She Dies! [Jul. 19 2007]
• A Little Sensitivity Might Be In Order [Jul. 19 2007]
• Statutory Rape [Jul. 17 2007]
• The Song Is Called WHAT? [Jul. 16 2007]
• Yes! Yes! Oh God, YES! [Jul. 12 2007]
• Are You A PDXER? [Jul. 12 2007]
• Go Ahead, Bitch, Give Me What You've Got [Jul. 10 2007]
• Grace Impromptu [Jul. 09 2007]
• Crotch Monkey?! [Jul. 06 2007]
• A Different Kind Of Freedom [Jul. 04 2007]
• Matthew Good's Hospital Music [Jul. 03 2007]
• It's The Right Thing To Do [Jul. 02 2007]
• Into The 90s This Week? [Jul. 02 2007]
• The Bell Curve [Jun. 30 2007]
• Hope, Luck, And The Swirling Sea [Jun. 29 2007]
• Songs For The Summer Car Radio [Jun. 25 2007]
• 95% Of All Monkeys Got It Right [Jun. 19 2007]
• Lord, Blow The Moon Out Please [Jun. 18 2007]
• Goodbye Simon [Jun. 16 2007]
• Old Enough To Know Why, But Young Enough To Still Try [Jun. 11 2007]
• But Is She Really? [Jun. 07 2007]
• Roses Are Red But Festivals Are Blue [Jun. 06 2007]
• Two, Four, Six, Eight, It's Time To Incarcerate! [Jun. 04 2007]
• I Am The Opposite [May. 31 2007]
• They Go Do D-Do D-Do, Don't They My Love? [May. 28 2007]
• A Buddha Birthday [May. 24 2007]
• She's A Jar With A Heavy Lid [May. 21 2007]
• Business Card Design [May. 20 2007]
• A Quick Simon Update [May. 16 2007]
• The Madness Of King George [May. 14 2007]
• They're A Bunch Of Mothers Alright [May. 13 2007]
• Bottom Of The Box [May. 11 2007]
• With Great Power Comes Opportunity [May. 09 2007]
• Songs For Couches In Alleys [May. 07 2007]
• Farm-Bound [May. 01 2007]
• Happy Chimpy McFlightsuit Day [May. 01 2007]
• I'm Fire, And You're The Ocean [Apr. 30 2007]
• Slowly, Slowly, I Am Drifting [Apr. 23 2007]
• A Termite Walks Into A Bar And Says [Apr. 18 2007]
• Meet Farrah [Apr. 17 2007]
• All Songs Are One Song, And That Song Is "Don't Forget" [Apr. 16 2007]
• The Story Begins [Apr. 15 2007]
• The Idea [Apr. 14 2007]
• Monday Grace [Apr. 13 2007]
• One [Apr. 12 2007]
• Two [Apr. 11 2007]
• Three [Apr. 10 2007]
• Four [Apr. 09 2007]
• Five [Apr. 08 2007]
• Six [Apr. 07 2007]
• Seven [Apr. 06 2007]
• Eight [Apr. 05 2007]
• Nine [Apr. 04 2007]
• Ten [Apr. 03 2007]
• Eleven [Apr. 02 2007]
• Comments [Mar. 31 2007]
• Will We Lose Net Neutrality? [Mar. 30 2007]
• A Study Of Smutty Sustenance? [Mar. 29 2007]
• Why Are You [Mar. 28 2007]
• The Leaves Bring Change [Mar. 27 2007]
• If There's One Thing I Don't Believe In, It's You [Mar. 26 2007]
• Hello Spring [Mar. 21 2007]
• Bring The Buckets By The Dozens, Bring Your Nieces And Your Cousins [Mar. 19 2007]
• Sometimes I Wonder If I Should Have Gone With The Crack [Mar. 16 2007]
• No Longer Bootielicious [Mar. 14 2007]
• If I Stay Lucky Then My Tongue Will Stay Tied [Mar. 12 2007]
• All About The Booties [Mar. 11 2007]
• Simon's Toes [Mar. 09 2007]
• Of Motivation [Mar. 08 2007]
• A Game Of Fiction Scrabble [Mar. 06 2007]
• If I Was In The Fridge, Would You Open The Door? [Mar. 05 2007]
• When Good News Is Bad News [Mar. 03 2007]
• To Be A Man [Mar. 02 2007]
• One Upping The Yuppy Puppy [Mar. 01 2007]
• Taste The Truthiness! [Feb. 28 2007]
• Give Me Grace And Dahncing Feet [Feb. 26 2007]
• Should? [Feb. 23 2007]
• I Don't Mean To Be An Ash Hole, But... [Feb. 21 2007]
• The Man From 237 [Feb. 20 2007]
• Music For A Rainy Evening [Feb. 19 2007]
• Me, Them, And A Yak [Feb. 17 2007]
• I'm A Bad, Bad, Blogger [Feb. 15 2007]
• Hate Valentines Day [Feb. 14 2007]
• I'm Thinking Of Starting A Line Of Evil-Voodoo Greeting Cards [Feb. 12 2007]
• The Look I Never Knew [Feb. 09 2007]
• The Dashboard Melted, But We Still Have The Radio [Feb. 05 2007]
• A Story Of A Rose, A Photo Of Another [Feb. 02 2007]
• Voluntarily Demoted To Assistant D.O.F. [Jan. 31 2007]
• These Are Just A Couple Of My Cravings [Jan. 29 2007]
• Friggin Schpellchzecker [Jan. 27 2007]
• Down The Chimney, With A Bound! [Jan. 23 2007]
• Mister Sister's Playlist [Jan. 22 2007]
• Portland, On A Wintry Night [Jan. 20 2007]
• Not Mild [Jan. 18 2007]
• Snow-Rise Jeans [Jan. 16 2007]
• The Voices In My Head, It Sounds Like They're Snoring [Jan. 15 2007]
• Goodbye Qwest [Jan. 14 2007]
• How To Screw Yourself Over, In Two Easy Steps [Jan. 13 2007]
• iCrapped MyPants [Jan. 09 2007]
• I'm Bringing Sexyback Back [Jan. 08 2007]
• Shine A Litte Light For Me [Jan. 06 2007]
• Damn Spam [Jan. 04 2007]
• Ladies And Gentlemen, It's Time [Jan. 01 2007]
• And Take My Misses With You [Dec. 31 2006]
• It Runs In The Family [Dec. 30 2006]
• A Friend Of Pat Robertson Says I'm Going To Hell [Dec. 25 2006]
• Stalker Logic [Dec. 22 2006]
• Regarding The Mystery Of The Feline [Dec. 21 2006]
• Charity X2 [Dec. 19 2006]
• A Holiday For Hangin'! (Yeah) [Dec. 18 2006]
• It's A Kazoo Christmas Photo Post [Dec. 16 2006]
• Press! [Dec. 15 2006]
• Frosty Tha Mutha Fukkin' Snowmizzle [Dec. 14 2006]
• It's A Small Crime And I've Got No Excuse [Dec. 11 2006]
• To Pass Along [Dec. 09 2006]
• Tornado Ally [Dec. 06 2006]
• It's In The Slug Mug [Dec. 05 2006]
• Why Don't You Wake Up And Smell What You're Shoveling [Dec. 04 2006]
• A Favor To Ask [Dec. 03 2006]
• The Lover And The Beloved [Dec. 01 2006]
• V.I.S.T.A. [Nov. 30 2006]
• Warmth On A Cold Night [Nov. 28 2006]
• Those Were The Days [Nov. 27 2006]
• Reflection [Nov. 25 2006]
• Gack [Nov. 22 2006]
• Going Postal [Nov. 21 2006]
• Can I Get Back Under? [Nov. 20 2006]
• I Hope The Wind Changes [Nov. 19 2006]
• The Trifecta [Nov. 16 2006]
• It's A Kazoo Christmas [Nov. 15 2006]
• Are You ____able? [Nov. 13 2006]
• Jalpuna's Hierarchy Of Needs [Nov. 10 2006]
• Rain, Rain, Go Away [Nov. 09 2006]
• Erection Night, And The Thumping [Nov. 08 2006]
• And Then Comes The Flood [Nov. 07 2006]
• One Hour Forward, Thirty Years Back [Nov. 06 2006]
• A Sad Goodbye [Nov. 02 2006]
• Botched [Nov. 01 2006]
• Sometimes [Oct. 30 2006]
• Today Is A Very Bad Day [Oct. 29 2006]
• A very short update [Oct. 28 2006]
• You Behind The Curtain? [Oct. 28 2006]
• Empty [Oct. 27 2006]
• Saxton. Saxtoff. Saxton? SaxtOFF! [Oct. 25 2006]
• The Course, Of Course [Oct. 24 2006]
• You Wasted Life, Why Wouldn't You Waste Death? [Oct. 23 2006]
• The Captain. The Polygamist? [Oct. 21 2006]
• The Rapist Finder [Oct. 18 2006]
• Bricks And Mortar [Oct. 17 2006]
• How Do I Undo The Damage I Have Done? [Oct. 16 2006]
• Updates, Updates, Updates [Oct. 14 2006]
• It Makes Me Feel Like Less Of A Man [Oct. 10 2006]
• There Must Be An Easier Way To Make Breakfast [Oct. 09 2006]
• Good Old Pedophilia [Oct. 05 2006]
• See The Sea Foam Foam The Sea [Oct. 03 2006]
• Things Replace Things [Oct. 02 2006]
• Go Steeler! [Sep. 27 2006]
• Indian Summertime (And The Livin's Easy) [Sep. 25 2006]
• Wassup, G? [Sep. 21 2006]
• Shiver Me Timbers! It's Talk Like A Pirate Day Matey! [Sep. 19 2006]
• Autumn On The Way [Sep. 18 2006]
• Portland Oregon Rained On Me [Sep. 15 2006]
• iHeart Apple [Sep. 14 2006]
• Nothing, Anything, And Everything That Will Never Be OK [Sep. 11 2006]
• The Sky Giveth, And The Sky Taketh Away [Sep. 09 2006]
• Caged [Sep. 08 2006]
• Theif Of The Pillow [Sep. 07 2006]
• Bimbo, Limo, Bimbo, Me [Sep. 04 2006]
• Jesus! [Aug. 29 2006]
• Don't Say No, We Must Go [Aug. 28 2006]
• Do You? [Aug. 26 2006]
• My Kind Of Town [Aug. 23 2006]
• Playing In The Rain Is Worth Catching Cold [Aug. 21 2006]
• House Of Freaks [Aug. 20 2006]
• Goodnight Seattle, We Love You [Aug. 18 2006]
• Away [Aug. 17 2006]
• The Blower's Playlist [Aug. 14 2006]
• Inappropriate One-Sided Conversation Of The Day [Aug. 13 2006]
• The Lesson In The Lies [Aug. 11 2006]
• I Am An Ocean [Aug. 09 2006]
• And Today Was A Day Like Any Other [Aug. 07 2006]
• Best. Disclaimer. Ever. [Aug. 06 2006]
• I Humped Your Hummer [Aug. 03 2006]
• To Be New [Aug. 02 2006]
• It Was In My Belly Bitter, But In My Mouth, It Was Sweet [Jul. 31 2006]
• Somewhere Between The Moment And The Moon [Jul. 27 2006]
• Take The Picture! [Jul. 26 2006]
• The Cranky Fuzz [Jul. 25 2006]
• Hoochie Verses Bacon: Bacon Wins [Jul. 24 2006]
• Scrabble Alternatives [Jul. 20 2006]
• Check, But No Mate [Jul. 18 2006]
• I Kept Your Hair In My Sink [Jul. 17 2006]
• Burton And The Blasphemy Channel [Jul. 15 2006]
• Uhm... WHAT?! [Jul. 13 2006]
• I Blamed You, But Now... [Jul. 11 2006]
• Thinking And Dreaming In Orange And Red [Jul. 10 2006]
• This Is An Illusion [Jul. 08 2006]
• You Bought It Why? [Jul. 07 2006]
• Did You Have Fun While You Were Away? [Jul. 05 2006]
• Hey, You're Part Of It [Jul. 03 2006]
• Listen Bitch, We Need To Talk [Jul. 02 2006]
• Fix Quiet Songs In iTunes [Jul. 01 2006]
• iWhat? [Jun. 30 2006]
• Trying To Explain It To A Cat [Jun. 27 2006]
• This Is Why I Love My Friends [Jun. 26 2006]
• Music For A Heat-Wave [Jun. 25 2006]
• National Kiss My Ass Day [Jun. 23 2006]
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! [Jun. 22 2006]
• The Secret: E.H.A.B.R. [Jun. 20 2006]
• True Happiness This Way Lies [Jun. 19 2006]
• Truth In Advertising At A Dyke March [Jun. 18 2006]
• At The Bank [Jun. 16 2006]
• I Can Fly [Jun. 13 2006]
• Hate Will Get You Every Time [Jun. 12 2006]
• Because There Was No Year Zero [Jun. 11 2006]
• Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful [Jun. 08 2006]
• Of Teeth And Chocolate Hearts [Jun. 05 2006]
• The Night That Won't [Jun. 02 2006]
• Cow Abductions [Jun. 01 2006]
• Silent Protest [May. 31 2006]
• It's Hard To Argue When You Won't Stop Making Sense [May. 29 2006]
• Oh Shit! [May. 28 2006]
• Ghosts [May. 26 2006]
• Dear Nancy Pelosi [May. 25 2006]
• What Mary Really Needed Was A Dog [May. 24 2006]
• Slightly Sore 'Bout Thirtyfour [May. 23 2006]
• Hear My Engine Whine [May. 22 2006]
• I Fought The Wall And The Wall Won [May. 17 2006]
• This Thing, That Thing, And Eight Other Things About Things [May. 15 2006]
• To Find Someone You Love [May. 13 2006]
• This Is Nuts [May. 11 2006]
• Horrifying [May. 11 2006]
• Who? No, Really. I Want Names [May. 09 2006]
• Songs For Girls Whose Mothers Are Bigger Than Other Girls' Mothers [May. 08 2006]
• Footinmouf Syndrome [May. 05 2006]
• It's Up To You... [May. 03 2006]
• It's How The Hustle Goes, See What The Juke Box Knows [May. 01 2006]
• Brokeback Flower Pot [Apr. 29 2006]
• Hello Old Friend [Apr. 26 2006]
• The Understudy [Apr. 25 2006]
• Marshmallows [Apr. 24 2006]
• Luck Verses Skill. I'll Take Either [Apr. 22 2006]
• Forgotten Note [Apr. 20 2006]
• Just A Typical Spring Day In Portland [Apr. 19 2006]
• Jalpuna Radio [Apr. 17 2006]
• Are You The Devil? [Apr. 15 2006]
• Asshole [Apr. 13 2006]
• Words Are Not Actions [Apr. 10 2006]
• Burton Is Not A Meal [Apr. 07 2006]
• I Am Such A Geek [Apr. 05 2006]
• 010203040506 [Apr. 05 2006]
• Beware [Apr. 03 2006]
• Sexy In '75! [Apr. 01 2006]
• Theives [Mar. 31 2006]
• You Liked It [Mar. 29 2006]
• You Sure His Name Isn't Peter? [Mar. 28 2006]
• Hey Jimmy, Do You Like Candy? [Mar. 24 2006]
• Temptress!!! [Mar. 22 2006]
• The Last Time [Mar. 21 2006]
• The Gal, The Guy, And The Grill [Mar. 19 2006]
• Distractions [Mar. 17 2006]
• Jesus! [Mar. 17 2006]
• A Whisper To A Kiss [Mar. 15 2006]
• Crap [Mar. 14 2006]
• Under A Streetlight [Mar. 12 2006]
• Too Soon? [Mar. 11 2006]
• My Apartmequarium [Mar. 10 2006]
• It's Not You, It's... Well, OK. It's You [Mar. 09 2006]
• March 8th [Mar. 08 2006]
• The Leaves [Mar. 07 2006]
• Which Is Worse? [Mar. 04 2006]
• MySpace [Mar. 02 2006]
• Grandma's Gifts [Mar. 01 2006]
• She Called Me Rob [Feb. 28 2006]
• My Friends Kick Ass [Feb. 27 2006]
• You And Me, But Not Us [Feb. 26 2006]
• Olympic Fever Feels More Like Bird Flu [Feb. 23 2006]
• Yuck For The Happy Trash [Feb. 19 2006]
• A Dick With A Gun [Feb. 16 2006]
• The Lonesome Lover [Feb. 14 2006]
• Two Pigeons [Feb. 13 2006]
• She Walks Softly [Feb. 12 2006]
• The Coast [Feb. 11 2006]
• Fun With The Fuzz [Feb. 07 2006]
• Sir [Feb. 05 2006]
• Wisdom From A Six Year Old [Feb. 03 2006]
• Opposites Attract [Jan. 30 2006]
• Let's Get Ready To Ruuuummmmble! [Jan. 28 2006]
• Oyster [Jan. 27 2006]
• My Night-Light [Jan. 26 2006]
• It's A Sham [Jan. 24 2006]
• Hacky Sack [Jan. 17 2006]
• Jump, Little Children [Jan. 15 2006]
• A Blond Joke [Jan. 14 2006]
• Seen [Jan. 13 2006]
• Six Of One, A Dozen Of The Other. Dead. [Jan. 05 2006]
• Please Remember Him Well [Jan. 04 2006]
• Something [Jan. 03 2006]
• A Sign? [Jan. 01 2006]
• I Eat Fewer Bananas Due To The Death Of Analog Phones [Dec. 29 2005]
• The Holiday Shift [Dec. 27 2005]
• Lucky You [Dec. 21 2005]
• Snow Day [Dec. 18 2005]
• Kiss. Write. Tremble. [Dec. 13 2005]
• Make An iTunes Jukebox [Dec. 10 2005]
• The New Couple [Dec. 05 2005]
• Andrew Paul Woodworth [Dec. 03 2005]
• Shit! Shit! (Literally) [Nov. 27 2005]
• Autumn [Nov. 25 2005]
• Two Sides, And The Rest [Nov. 22 2005]
• A Little Off His Game [Nov. 21 2005]
• FYI? No. Eff My Eye! [Nov. 19 2005]
• Bell X1 [Nov. 18 2005]
• In The Spotlight [Nov. 17 2005]
• White Phosphorus [Nov. 16 2005]
• Joliet, Illinois [Nov. 13 2005]
• Milk Stout Magnetism [Nov. 11 2005]
• A Bee And A Bam [Nov. 10 2005]
• Crash! Bam! Poop! [Nov. 10 2005]
• I'm The White Trash Guy [Nov. 08 2005]
• Like Father, Like Son [Nov. 07 2005]
• The Tucker Show: Cancelled [Nov. 06 2005]
• White Trash On Craigslist. No, Really! [Nov. 04 2005]
• The Guy Down The Hall [Nov. 03 2005]
• Smarmy MF [Nov. 01 2005]
• Great iDea! [Oct. 31 2005]
• Blood For Oil For Food For Thought [Oct. 30 2005]
• The Brick Channel [Oct. 28 2005]
• Goodbye MCI. Hello Problems [Oct. 27 2005]
• Doctor, And The Gringo That Isn't [Oct. 25 2005]
• The New Loft - After [Oct. 25 2005]
• Fuzzy Depression [Oct. 18 2005]
• The New Loft - Before [Oct. 17 2005]
• The Move, Stage One [Oct. 12 2005]
• Mapping Out The Loft [Oct. 05 2005]
• From Woe To Whoa In 19 Hours [Oct. 04 2005]
• Dubya Knockout! [Oct. 01 2005]
• Autumn Is A Time For [Sep. 30 2005]
• To Tell You A Story [Sep. 29 2005]
• Kitten Cannon [Sep. 24 2005]
• A Sophomore In Sociology Class [Sep. 21 2005]
• What The Toe Knows [Sep. 13 2005]
• Katrina, Meet Halliburton [Sep. 12 2005]
• Katrina And The Carnival Of Ineptitude [Sep. 09 2005]
• Twenty200 [Sep. 08 2005]
• They Were Underprivileged Anyway? [Sep. 06 2005]
• Make The Pie Higher [Sep. 06 2005]
• The Dark And The Light [Sep. 04 2005]
• The Guitar And The Goat [Sep. 02 2005]
• Baghdad On The Mississippi [Sep. 01 2005]
• The Media's Magic Eight Ball [Sep. 01 2005]
• Katrina Provides Food For Thought [Aug. 31 2005]
• There Goes My Monday [Aug. 29 2005]
• He Of Many Names [Aug. 27 2005]
• God Damn Christian Values [Aug. 25 2005]
• The Format [Aug. 24 2005]
• An Anagram [Aug. 23 2005]
• You Animal! [Aug. 21 2005]
• In Cahoots With Moot [Aug. 19 2005]
• Googled [Aug. 18 2005]
• Children, Discipline, And Beatings For The Worthy [Aug. 17 2005]
• Bummed Out [Aug. 16 2005]
• Cat Gas, Except That It Wasn't [Aug. 14 2005]
• Speaking Of Music Millenium... [Aug. 12 2005]
• Discovery: Bad Things Could Happen [Aug. 03 2005]
• Touch His Belly? [Aug. 02 2005]
• Harry Potter And The Half Page Cat [Jul. 31 2005]
• FUH2 [Jul. 29 2005]
• Time [Jul. 26 2005]
• This Place Is A Dump [Jul. 21 2005]
• Showing Lots Of Leg [Jul. 19 2005]
• The Snake [Jul. 17 2005]
• Idaho! [Jul. 11 2005]
• How Much Is That Kitty In The Window? [Jul. 10 2005]
• Bricks In Old Town [Jul. 08 2005]
• April, 1983 [Jul. 06 2005]
• Preface To A Dark Tale [Jul. 06 2005]
• Waterfront Park, 10pm [Jul. 05 2005]
• Spam Attack! [Jul. 04 2005]
• Reservoir Cats [Jul. 02 2005]
• Bitches I Won't Miss When I Someday Leave This Joint [Jun. 19 2005]
• Pillow Redesign [Jun. 08 2005]
• I Get High [Jun. 01 2005]
• One Ice Cream Truck Away From A Psychotic Episode [May. 26 2005]
• Go Katie Go! [May. 19 2005]
• With A Wish In One Hand [May. 16 2005]
• Jack [May. 04 2005]
• Firetrucks Are Cool [May. 03 2005]
• A Saudi Royal Flush [Apr. 29 2005]
• What Are YOU Lookin' At? [Apr. 28 2005]
• What Do I Expect? He Licks His Own Butt [Apr. 22 2005]
• Kicked You In The What?!? [Apr. 17 2005]
• The Wayback Machine [Apr. 16 2005]
• J'aime Google [Apr. 13 2005]
• I Know You're Going To Read This Because It's About Porn [Apr. 11 2005]
• If Ya Goat It, Flaunt It [Apr. 09 2005]
• What I've Learned [Apr. 07 2005]
• Holy Googlemappin'!!! [Apr. 05 2005]
• Sling Shots And Monkey Bars [Apr. 04 2005]
• Once Bitten [Apr. 03 2005]
• Nine Reasons To Smile [Mar. 31 2005]
• What Money Can't Buy [Mar. 30 2005]
• Thirty One Flavors Of Cat Litter [Mar. 28 2005]
• Hi, I'm Truffles. [Mar. 26 2005]
• My Happiness Starts With Me [Mar. 24 2005]
• Cat-Napping [Mar. 21 2005]
• Mah-woah woah, wooaah! [Mar. 17 2005]
• So A Guy Walks Up To Me And Says "Hey, I Was Thinking About Killing My Wife" [Mar. 16 2005]
• A New Point And Shoot [Mar. 14 2005]
• After The Funeral [Mar. 08 2005]
• Squishybonkin'! [Mar. 07 2005]
• Happy Birthday Jalpuna! [Mar. 07 2005]
• Spoofing The Spoofer [Mar. 04 2005]
• Superb Usage Of The Word "Dude," And A Fish [Mar. 01 2005]
• It's A Gas, Gas, Gas [Feb. 25 2005]
• Here's Why He's Not Interested [Feb. 23 2005]
• Duct Tape: It's Not Just For Homeland Security Anymore [Feb. 22 2005]
• Of Code And Poetry, La Da DA! [Feb. 17 2005]
• Rush To Judgment [Feb. 16 2005]
• My Valentine [Feb. 14 2005]
• Taken For Granted [Feb. 09 2005]
• Kickball [Feb. 04 2005]
• This Is Not [Feb. 03 2005]
• All Things Random, And Pictures [Feb. 03 2005]
• Simon Sees His Shadow [Feb. 02 2005]
• Sneaker [Jan. 28 2005]
• This Is My Rubik's Cube [Jan. 25 2005]
• One Side Of A Conversation With God [Jan. 24 2005]
• Distance Grows [Jan. 18 2005]
• On This Day, Reminders Of Lessons Not Learned [Jan. 17 2005]
• Go Steelers! [Jan. 15 2005]
• Is The Inside Of Your Monitor Dirty? [Jan. 14 2005]
• This Post Brought To You By The Color White [Jan. 13 2005]
• My Cats Think I'm An Idiot [Jan. 11 2005]
• Next On My To Do List: Peace In The Middle East [Jan. 10 2005]
• An Open Letter To MCI [Jan. 06 2005]
• MCI: Tick Tock [Jan. 06 2005]
• MCI: What Year Is It? [Jan. 06 2005]
• Even By Portland Standards, You're Pale [Jan. 05 2005]
• MCI: Nightmare! [Jan. 05 2005]
• Nickames, Putt Putt, And Talk Talk [Dec. 30 2004]
• MCI: Can You Hear Me NOW? [Dec. 28 2004]
• Scared Of Santa [Dec. 24 2004]
• A Holiday To Forget [Dec. 23 2004]
• In Their Natural Habitat [Dec. 22 2004]
• The Seventh C [Dec. 21 2004]
• Make Me Do Something Arty? [Dec. 06 2004]
• 404: Resident Not Found [Nov. 30 2004]
• Application For Getting Oneself Knocked Up [Nov. 29 2004]
• Holiday Tip #347.2: Parking Vultures [Nov. 28 2004]
• Contrasts [Nov. 24 2004]
• It's A Fucking Rock Pile [Nov. 19 2004]
• Mixer? Me? [Nov. 16 2004]
• Winged Migration [Nov. 15 2004]
• Sorry [Nov. 12 2004]
• Upchuck [Nov. 11 2004]
• I Did Something Stupid. Bring Tools [Nov. 09 2004]
• OH, Canada! [Nov. 05 2004]
• Why Democrats Fail [Nov. 04 2004]
• Hate [Nov. 04 2004]
• A Sad Day In America [Nov. 03 2004]
• The Final Hours [Nov. 02 2004]
• A Vote Against Terror [Nov. 02 2004]
• Yes On Oregon Constitutional Amendment 428-36-09.5 [Nov. 01 2004]
• Osama's October Surprise [Oct. 29 2004]
• The Bush Brain Game [Oct. 29 2004]
• Hoc The Vote [Oct. 27 2004]
• One From The BBC [Oct. 27 2004]
• Never Forget [Oct. 27 2004]
• Nancy Boy? [Oct. 26 2004]
• I Fondidn't [Oct. 25 2004]
• Another Endorsement [Oct. 21 2004]
• Clothing Auditions [Oct. 21 2004]
• Maize [Oct. 18 2004]
• Undecided? ME?!? [Oct. 16 2004]
• The Native Language And A Goat [Oct. 15 2004]
• Osama bin Forgotten? [Oct. 13 2004]
• Wire The Weatherman [Oct. 12 2004]
• The President's Iraq Update [Oct. 11 2004]
• Batting 0 For 2 [Oct. 09 2004]
• Global Test [Oct. 08 2004]
• Maximizing My Minimalism [Oct. 07 2004]
• O.C.D, Yeah You Know Me [Oct. 06 2004]
• Four More Years? [Oct. 03 2004]
• T.P, But No Salvation [Sep. 29 2004]
• Women And Clothes [Sep. 27 2004]
• A Redesign? [Sep. 23 2004]
• Kerry's Top Ten [Sep. 20 2004]
• Your Redneck Past [Sep. 19 2004]
• Mom And The Unnamed One [Sep. 17 2004]
• Six Squares [Sep. 16 2004]
• It's Only Gray On The Outside [Sep. 14 2004]
• Triple R: Rob's Releationship Rules [Sep. 11 2004]
• Straight Man Shopping [Sep. 10 2004]
• Dead Americans, Dead Russians, And You [Sep. 07 2004]
• One Man's Psycho [Sep. 06 2004]
• Naps And The Loop [Sep. 03 2004]
• Build Your Own Bush [Sep. 02 2004]
• Who Votes In This Country? [Sep. 01 2004]
• T.H.D.J.D.G.F.W. [part 3] [Aug. 31 2004]
• So Simple, So Perfect [Aug. 29 2004]
• Woe And The Suitcase [Aug. 27 2004]
• Sully & Pavlov [Aug. 26 2004]
• This - Is A Life [Aug. 25 2004]
• Toothbrush Holder [Aug. 24 2004]
• Why Guys Like Smokers [Aug. 20 2004]
• Greatest American Hero [Aug. 19 2004]
• An Interesting Anniversary Missed [Aug. 18 2004]
• Do You Know The Way? [Aug. 16 2004]
• Are We Misunderestimating Ourselves? [Aug. 14 2004]
• To: 'If The Shoe Fits' [Aug. 13 2004]
• Good Luck Florida! [Aug. 12 2004]
• A Man Of Values [Aug. 11 2004]
• Youth, And My Sore Ass [Aug. 10 2004]
• Making The Grade [Aug. 09 2004]
• I Hate The Heat [Aug. 08 2004]
• Kicking The Fear Factor Up A Notch [Aug. 06 2004]
• Dear Tech Support [Aug. 05 2004]
• The Eternal Optimist [Aug. 03 2004]
• I Walked In On Them [Aug. 02 2004]
• How Would A Terrorist Vote? [Aug. 01 2004]
• Water [Jul. 30 2004]
• The Only Toy Tucker Ever Enjoyed [Jul. 29 2004]
• Strategery [Jul. 28 2004]
• The Ring [Jul. 26 2004]
• Don't Say Anything Yet [Jul. 25 2004]
• I'm In Heat! [Jul. 24 2004]
• Can-O-Raunch [Jul. 22 2004]
• Getting To Know The Bush Twins - A Pictorial [Jul. 21 2004]
• My Way Out [Jul. 20 2004]
• She Of Zero Risk [Jul. 18 2004]
• T.H.D.J.D.G.F.W. [part 2] [Jul. 16 2004]
• Misplaced Patriotism & Blue Dress Politics [Jul. 15 2004]
• First Date Assumptions [Jul. 14 2004]
• Regarding Pre-War Intelligence [Jul. 13 2004]
• Not Somebody Else's Problem [Jul. 12 2004]
• Sisyphus & Me, For Eternity [Jul. 11 2004]
• Contemplating Karma [Jul. 10 2004]
• T.H.D.J.D.G.F.W. [part 1] [Jul. 08 2004]
• Minutes And Memories [Jul. 06 2004]
• Two Years [Jul. 05 2004]
• So Much For Independence [Jul. 04 2004]
• Why I Hate Politics [Jul. 02 2004]
• There's More To Him Than Pudding Pops [Jul. 01 2004]
• Carole Coleman, How I Adore You [Jun. 29 2004]
• Return Of The Dark Ages [Jun. 27 2004]
• My Leap Year Won't Leap [Jun. 25 2004]
• The Haves & The Have Mores [Jun. 24 2004]
• Who Da Ho? [Jun. 22 2004]
• The Switch [Jun. 21 2004]
• Comfortable Shoes [Jun. 20 2004]
• I'm A Believer [Jun. 18 2004]
• 9/11 Panel: Santa Claus Not Involved [Jun. 16 2004]
• I've Changed My Opinion On Gay Marriage [Jun. 14 2004]
• Why Rush Limbaugh's 3rd Marriage Failed [Jun. 13 2004]
• Two Thumbs Up To Torture [Jun. 12 2004]
• Taking My Own Advice - The List [Jun. 10 2004]
• The Secrets To Living A Happy Life [Jun. 09 2004]
• The Loveseat - Part 2 [Jun. 08 2004]
• When Thoughts Escape [Jun. 07 2004]
• The Loveseat [Jun. 06 2004]
• Harry Potter And The Texas Escapee [Jun. 05 2004]
• A Dirty Shirt [Jun. 03 2004]
• Is The Miss Universe Pageant Fixed? [Jun. 01 2004]
• Beeeee-Deeeeep! [May. 30 2004]
• iPoo [May. 29 2004]
• My Top Five 'High Fidelity' Quotes [May. 28 2004]
• The O'Nader Factor [May. 27 2004]
• Fuel And Futility [May. 26 2004]
• The House That Beer Built [May. 25 2004]
• My Jesus Year [May. 24 2004]
• Unibrowism [May. 23 2004]
• My Top Ten Favorite Digits [May. 22 2004]
• The Evening Ritual [May. 21 2004]
• I'm A Pig? [May. 20 2004]
• Fossil Fuels and Middle School Math [May. 19 2004]
• Bite The Wax Tadpole [May. 18 2004]
• Not Necessarily 'Lost' Loves [May. 17 2004]
• All In The Family Of Me [May. 16 2004]
• A Two Date Day With One Married Today [May. 15 2004]
• The Crimes They Are A Changin' [May. 14 2004]
• My Common Sense "...Has Left The Building" [May. 13 2004]
• Oops... [May. 12 2004]
• My Country, Right Or Wrong? [May. 11 2004]
• Walking Through Memories Of Me [May. 09 2004]
• This Is The Sound Of Settling [May. 08 2004]
• Duncan's Tale [May. 07 2004]
• From '94 To '04 [May. 06 2004]
• Now Arriving In Milan, New Hampshire [May. 05 2004]
• Online Anonymity & My Radio Message Board Alias [May. 03 2004]
• Some Call It Fate [May. 01 2004]
• What Do You DO? [Apr. 29 2004]
• Sad Potato Has Sexual Side Effects [Apr. 28 2004]
• A Thud & A Scatter, And Suddenly I'm A Walking A.T.M. [Apr. 26 2004]
• No Blue Meanie Gal For Me! [Apr. 25 2004]
• Aaaaarrrrgh!!!! [Apr. 24 2004]
• Where Have All The Good Men Gone? [Apr. 23 2004]
• That's Just Nutty (or not) [Apr. 22 2004]
• Having Those Thoughts Again [Apr. 21 2004]
• The Dubba Dubba Dubbaya Bush [Apr. 19 2004]
• What The "Bleep" Does He Know? [Apr. 18 2004]
• She Was The Virgin 'When'... [Apr. 17 2004]
• The Enron Way To Celebrate April 16th [Apr. 16 2004]
• Hands Down, Oregon Has The Best Days [Apr. 15 2004]
• Qua- Qua- Qua- Quagmire! [Apr. 14 2004]
• Genetics & Right Wing Politics [Apr. 13 2004]
• My Global Locals [Apr. 11 2004]
• Good Day For A Sad Song [Apr. 08 2004]
• The Morning Of March 8th, 1983 [Apr. 06 2004]
• Chip's & Fish [Apr. 05 2004]
• Come On Beautiful [Apr. 03 2004]
• Ahhhhhhhh- Choooooooooo!!!!! [Apr. 02 2004]
• Wanna Win A Walrus? [Apr. 01 2004]
• A Camera To Disturb My Rosy Past [Mar. 30 2004]
• Three Buck Chuck & Some Yuck Yuck Yuck [Mar. 28 2004]
• Well I Wonder [Mar. 26 2004]
• I Want A Damn Secret Decoder Ring [Mar. 24 2004]
• A Real Life 'Chutes & Ladders' [Mar. 22 2004]
• The Distance Between Us [and a big rock] [Mar. 19 2004]
• You, My Love, Are Chicago In The Spring [Mar. 18 2004]
• The Cow Girl [Mar. 13 2004]
• The Greatest Lie [Mar. 12 2004]
• Are We There Yet? [Mar. 11 2004]
• Sponge-Bob No-Pants [Mar. 11 2004]
• What Ever Happened To Stupid People? [Mar. 10 2004]
• I've Come To The Conclusion That I'm Not Enough Of An Ass [Mar. 09 2004]
• Me Verses Spam [Mar. 08 2004]
• The Bigass Prerequisite Disclaimer [Mar. 07 2004]

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